Who: Me, for I am called Brian.
What: gonzarro (n) 1. a portmanteau of gonzo and bizarro, fictitious name for a fictitious writing style. 2. The blog of the unProfessional. Dark thoughts whimsically expressed. GenX grumpiness. 3. I’m a middle-aged white guy so anything you glean from this site, take with whatever salt your diet allows.
When: Right Where You Are Sitting Now
Why: Reply Hazy. Ask Again Later.
How: Textual/sensual manipulations at a punk rock discount.