Portrait of an Artist as a Young Clown.

Who: Me, for I am called Brian.

What: gonzarro (n) 1. a portmanteau of gonzo and bizarro, fictitious name for a fictitious writing style. 2. The blog of the unProfessional. Dark thoughts whimsically expressed. GenX grumpiness. 3. I’m a middle-aged white guy so anything you glean from this site, take with whatever salt your diet allows.

When: Right Where You Are Sitting Now


Why: Reply Hazy. Ask Again Later.

How: Textual/sensual manipulations at a punk rock discount.

An image of Robert Anton Wilson, Caption reads: "If you can read this You Are A Pope!"